Azahara :: High Fantasy RPG
Jun 23, 2016 9:26:12 GMT -5
Post by Fenrir on Jun 23, 2016 9:26:12 GMT -5
elves and trees and wolves and eagles and mechas and dragons oh my!
(You are viewing the silly version. For the serious business version of the history of our world go here.)
Once upon a time the elves had a tree.
The tree granted superpowers to those pure of heart.
But one day some homeless dwarves came and built a gundam to cut down the tree.
And they made a sword with its crystal heart.
However after the tree was cut the very forest...
...turned evil
And the ancient wyrm attacked the dwarf kingdom
But the dwarf king beat the dragon down with his magic sword and made her promise that she and her descendants would serve his kingdom forever.
The elves weren't too happy about their tree.
So there was a war.
A war that lasted for two thousand years.
The dwarf King died so the sword had to choose a new king.
But it chose a human instead!
The human said "Let's all be bros! We all have beards!"
But the elves didn't have beards.
So now his albino son is the boss. But some knights suspect he might be mad.
The mad king charged ahead of his guard and somehow managed to crash the wyrm into the island.
Vane's brother then returned after being gone for some time. "I leave for five minutes..." he said "and this happens."
After the (literal) fall of his kingdom the king of the elves went mad as a goat and he claimed that he would revive the elves's long dead cat-goddess (and lead singer).